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Posts Tagged ‘Shame’
We’ve seen some shitty Photoshop jobs that look like they were done in Microsoft Paint, but this one takes the cake, or should I say, sponge cake.
VERDICT: SHAME. Be on the lookout for this kid, guaranteed to be undercutting other DJ’s in a hood near you.
Ever wonder if there was a market for two ambiguously gay, attached at the hip, inter-racial dj’s who each control their own turntable but who both touch the cross-fader together when they mix??? Apparently there is.
And no….I don’t want to smell your finger dude!
VERDICT: SHAME.
“Ok Mr. Photographer….I’m not really sure what I can do to let people know that I’m a dj. What do you suggest?”
“Why don’t you hold up your control records in the air for no reason and wear really stupid sunglasses? Ohhhh…. don’t forget your headphones!”
“Good idea!!! Thanks for not making me look like a douche. You are worth every penny of that $40 that I paid you”
Nuff said…..
VERDICT: SHAME.
“Wow….I bet it would be so cool to be a famous DJ and play at an event like the Electric Daisy Carnival”
“Wait!! There’s a bridge by my house and it overlooks a huge flood control channel”
“What if I get my headphones, plug them into my iPod and play some Dj Chuckie while I pretend there is a huge crowd of thousands in front of me??”
“Better yet…I’ll bring my mixer and do some air scratching too”
“Wow—I’m a superstar!!! All I need now is a good promo picture”
VERDICT: SHAME. Enough said.
A regular site visitor recently sent us the above photos. Meet VJ Magic Man, one of 8thWonderPromos “premiere” video editors. I haven’t seen any of his edits yet, but I hope his video editing skills are better than his MS Paint skills.
VERDICT: SHAME. The next time you’re looking to have promo pictures taken, maybe you shouldn’t have them taken at a department store’s portrait studio.
When I originally opened up this picture, I thought, “oh great, Pitbull is now a DJ.” Then I read the contents of the email and found out it’s just MK-One.
VERDICT: SHAME. Face the facts, you look plain silly doing that pose. P.S. if you’re trying to act all hard for people, it’s not going to work. For starters, you’re obviously not gang affiliated, because you’re reppin’ both blue and red, just sayin. Also, how is anyone going to take you seriously with your Skull belt that you got from the flea market? C’mon dude, step your game up.
To save you some time, fast forward to the 2:30 mark and play from there.
VERDICT: SHAME. I used to have a friend who thought it was cool to do this, keyword: used to.
For the very few of you that are behind on the times, Pauly D has recently been nominated for America’s Best DJ 2010. I know, I know. WTF!?
“START OF RANT: Being last years winner, I have 2 say, it’s a bit of a knock 2 all the OG’s 2 include Pauly D on Americas Best DJ 2010 ballot. While I respect his hustle to get over on people, I personally don’t feel he’s done the work needed to be included on the list. I only hope people see (and vote 4) DJ’s who’ve actually been doing it 4 YEARS in public and/or have put in the work to earn the title. Again, Not trying 2 dis, but the fact that he is on the list (alongside some DJ legends) is a bit sketchy. He hasn’t earned that yet IMO. 2 me, he is on that list based mostly off of the show, not his skill level. I’m hoping people vote 4 the right DJ’s based on skill, not fame. Again, Pauly, get yours in this world. But if you win, I can’t help but feel let down. U R no Jazzy Jeff, A-Trak, Craze, etc. Not yet anyway. Keep practicing, like the rest of us, let UR skills rise. If U keep at it, eventually U can earn it. But nobody knew who U were b4 the show.” via Z-Trip’s twitter.
VERDICT: SHAME. Just when you thought the Pauly Douchebag takeover was ending, he manages to surprise us with something new. Like Z-Trip has stated, he’s only a known DJ because of Jersey Shore. Without it, he’d still be DJing in little holes in the wall for $200 a night. He’s got hustle, but not DJ hustle. He didn’t hustle his way into a Palms residency by showcasing his raw talent, because he doesn’t possess any. Kind of makes you want to fist pump him in the face, right?
Let’s play a game. Let’s guess what genre of music this DJ specializes in!
VERDICT: SHAME. Put some clothes on buddy. Naked guy/girl DJ’s are definitely not the business.
Evidently this guy has Saturday Night Fever, we guess it’s better than fist pumping.
VERDICT: SHAME. This guy is probably one of those DJ’s who whores himself out for $25 an hour and steals gigs from other hardworking DJ’s who actually have a professional sound system, not just a cheap bedroom boombox.