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HALL OF FAMERS.
Malibu's Most Wanted DJ.
SLOTH: The actor turned DJ.
Think DJ P likes to jerk it in movie theaters too?
Posts Tagged ‘Shame’
“local kid being a little shit head. giving us a bad name and stealing jobs for free drinks.”
anonymous emailer
So, we tried to give this kid the benefit of the doubt, but I gave up when he said the following…
“A DJ is nothing without the crowd. You could be DJing on top of the world and if no one’s there, like, no one’s gonna hear it and no one’s really gonna care. So I mean, it doesn’t, if you could have the best technique, the best skill, the best track selection, but if no one’s there and no one’s into it, you’re not really doing your job.”
Which basically translates to: “I have no skill, I have no technique, and I have a shitty track selection, but as long as I fist pump and get drunk and shout dumb shit on the mic, I’m killin’ it.” And wtf is up with your top of the world reference!?
“I’m definitely like more of like a new school DJ, because I like to stay up on technology,” = If it weren’t for beat matching with my eyes, I’d be f*cked.
VERDICT: SHAME. You’re 21, you’re still young. Stay in school. Take some speech classes, learn how to talk properly and make sense. Stick to house parties and stop undercutting hard-working DJs for free drinks.
Fo’ real, yo!? For a video being a video DJ and editor, your production skills kind of suck. If you’re going to try and redo something that has already been done, you should try to add something to it or make yours better than the one that came before it.
VERDICT: SHAME. Feel free to call Mr. Wiplash and tell him which video you like better on his “public telephone number” 347-688-2703
BELOW. Check out the original 11 things not to say to the DJ.
Just when we thought we were done with the nude DJ bearing nothing but his turntable theme, a viewer decides to send us another picture. SMH.
VERDICT: SHAME. We all know you’re covering up your junk because the lack thereof.
Past SHAMERS:
Get the f*ck outta here. DJ technology is evolving way too quickly. Can’t wait to hear one of you tell me about some d-bag “DJing” at a bar on their iPad for a drink tab.
VERDICT: SHAME.
“DJ FHILTHY PHIL AS LLCOOLJ. LMAO. THIS GUY SHOULD STICK TO TRAKTOR.” – User email
VERDICT: SHAME. I want the last four minutes of my life back. Complete garbage. If he thinks he’s a good singer, we can only imagine how horrible he is at DJing if he thinks he’s a DJ.
Today’s post is brought you you by the letter D, for Douchebag.
“Look at the fourth blurb, aka John B, from the “Dubstep Legion of Doom
Grime Syndicate.” It looks like Beetle Juice threw up on Brett Michaels.” – email excerpt from a site visitor
VERDICT: SHAME. The way some of these DJ guys dress, makes us wonder if they think it’s Halloween all year long?
“CLUB DJ GEORGE” evidently tried to delete this video and re-post it (Eight hours ago). We noticed the original video from the original post (George’s last appearance) was “deleted by user,” so we did some digging and found that he renamed and re-posted it. If you haven’t seen it yet, you’re in for a good laugh.
VERDICT: SHAME. We’re always watching.
Considering how useless Myspace is these days, I wouldn’t doubt that they sponsored this ‘tard.
VERDICT: SHAME. I’m at a loss for words. Yeah, nothing says “official” more than a Sony Ion. lol
Ladies and gentleman, meet George the DJ. I don’t even know where to begin with this video. From the pointless/horrible scratch in the beginning to him getting on his knees to “service” us to trying to scratch once more at the end, this video is HORRIBLE.
VERDICT: SHAME.