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Posts Tagged ‘PROMO PIC’
No matter how many times we try to tell DJ’s that there is nothing of nutritional value in records, there are defiant ones that insist otherwise – take our friend up above for example.
VERDICT: SHAME. You’d probably have a better time “cutting up” your vinyl if you had a steak knife, that butter knife isn’t going to do anything other than scratch the record… Then again, this might be your most successful attempt at scratching.
Meet DJ Ta$k from Australia – he’s from the down under and probably likes being down under his man too.
VERDICT: SHAME. Great promo pic, not. If you’re trying to show off your car to us, you’ve failed because we can’t even see what kind it is since you’re down on your knees with your Fisher Price toy blocking it. The only thing that could make this picture better would be if the car was running over you.
Today’s “Daily Dose of D(douchebagness)” is sponsored by DJ Flame-Boyant. Â Nice face paint, at least I hope it’s face paint, otherwise if you pulled a Mike Tyson and got a real face tattoo, I pity the fool. (yes, I know that is a Mr. T reference) To this day, I don’t understand why people take pictures where they’re holding out their headphones, always makes me just want to smack them out of their hands.
VERDICT: Two SHAMES today. Check out the following picture of him and his life partner, er, I mean partner in crime. Heh. Only if the headphones were shaped like a heart.Â
Let’s start with the name. DJ Andy Boy sounds retarded, I’d love to hear the story behind it – If you see this, feel free to drop me a line @ djfameorshame@gmail.com. While you’re at it, please let me know what kind of “artistic statement” you’re trying to make with your promo picture, because I’m clueless.
VERDICT: SHAME. When one of your break records says “Let’s take it back to the old school,” it doesn’t mean you actually have to do it and try to throw it back to the stone age.
Is this really Fat Joe with hair? Next time you take a promo pic Mr. Pablo, you should consider wearing a different hoodie – I know you love it because you got it at Ross and all and it’s only two sizes too big compared to your others that are three to four sizes to big, but it’s really hard to read your name with all that ghetto shit on your clothes.
VERDICT: SHAME. You ain’t coast to coast either fool. Maybe Hood 2 Hood though.
When I first saw this picture, I immediately noticed the bottom headline, “DJ PAUL IN THE MIX.” And was going to thank dumbass Paul for stating the obvious, then I took a closer look at the picture, errr, wait, uhh, stop there. I can’t. I can barely even make out anything in this picture. For all I know, given his hand placement, he could be jerking it (and no, I’m not talking about dancing).
VERDICT: SHAME. Your picture actually looks like a painting that a 5-year-old created. If you’re going to do something incredibly played out, try to make it look like our good friend and regular douchebag DJ EMIR.
What’s the HOPE stand for? Is it something that applies towards us? Like maybe we can HOPE that one day you’ll start doing REAL things since you always say “REAL DJ’S DO REAL THINGS?” Please Mr. Emir, if you see this, elaborate for me.Â
SHAME on you both.
Just got back into town from Thanksgiving with the familia/friends. Back to work, aka, back to keeping douchey DJ’s in check. I hope all of you had a great Thanksgiving and have a great holiday season to come. Thanks for all your support!
DJ TRANZIT, nice, um, ball? That’s a first! Usually DJ’s take promo pics with vinyl, CD’s, turntables, headphones, etc… Discoball though, kind of :cough: homo :cough:
VERDICT: SHAME. Change your Ecko shoes, pick up your blank CDs, shove the disco ball back up your ass and take a creative promo pic or have someone take a picture of you while you’re actually DJ’ing. What a concept!
Someone needs to enroll this retard in the Scratch Academy’s Beginner’s 101 DJ classes. From the looks of it, he doesn’t know how to get the music to play off the vinyl.Â
VERDICT: SHAME. Drop a couple of lbs., lose your gay little earing (unless you’re trying to look like Mr. Clean) and most importantly… Learn how to take a good promo pic and what headphones are really used for.
Here in the states we had DJ AM and Travis Barker but overseas they’re trying something different… Piano back-up! From what I hear no one can spin bohemian rhapsody quite like this DJ!
Verdict: Shame. Next time, when you go for the standard dumbass promo pic complete with record case and headphones, dont use Elton John’s house as a background!