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We’ve seen some shitty Photoshop jobs that look like they were done in Microsoft Paint, but this one takes the cake, or should I say, sponge cake.
VERDICT: SHAME. Be on the lookout for this kid, guaranteed to be undercutting other DJ’s in a hood near you.
“Ok Mr. Photographer….I’m not really sure what I can do to let people know that I’m a dj. What do you suggest?”
“Why don’t you hold up your control records in the air for no reason and wear really stupid sunglasses? Ohhhh…. don’t forget your headphones!”
“Good idea!!! Thanks for not making me look like a douche. You are worth every penny of that $40 that I paid you”
Nuff said…..
VERDICT: SHAME.
“Wow….I bet it would be so cool to be a famous DJ and play at an event like the Electric Daisy Carnival”
“Wait!! There’s a bridge by my house and it overlooks a huge flood control channel”
“What if I get my headphones, plug them into my iPod and play some Dj Chuckie while I pretend there is a huge crowd of thousands in front of me??”
“Better yet…I’ll bring my mixer and do some air scratching too”
“Wow—I’m a superstar!!! All I need now is a good promo picture”
VERDICT: SHAME. Enough said.
Put ‘em up, put ‘em up! No, not your hands. This isn’t another played out Fatman Scoop break. It’s DJ Hex, the founder of La Mente Suprema – after Googling online translation, we’ve found out that it means “The Supreme Mind.” You would think someone with such a “supreme mind” would be a little better at graphic design and also wouldn’t have to resort to resolving a conflict with violence, just sayin’.
VERDICT: SHAME. Put your fists down tough guy, then go home and use your hands to practice mixing, maybe even go online and Google a good graphic designer.
Oh. And we went online and tried to translate what we said into Spanish, just incase he doesn’t read English very well. Keep in mind, we used an online translator for this, so it may not be perfect.
VEREDICTO: VERGÜENZA. Coloque los puños hacia abajo tipo duro, a continuación, volver a casa y use las manos para la práctica de mezcla, tal vez incluso ir en línea y Google un buen diseñador gráfico.
The following is an email from a regular site visitor…
“First off i wanna say your site is very entertaining! You guys do an awesome job…I do have afavor to ask…My friend whose a DJ visits your site frequently (posts your funny posts on her facebook and such). Which is actually how i came about your guys website…now im a follower. But its her birthday coming up, July 22nd. I thought it’d be pretty funny/cool if she saw her self on there! Whether it be shame or fame, i know she will appreciate it a lot! If you guys could do this for me it’d be a dope surprise for her birthday…Anyways in case you do decide to post her, here are 3 photos of her DJing, take your pick!
Here is her link to her facebook fan page…if you need info on her”
With that said, Happy Birthday. I’m in a good mood this morning, so I figure, sure, why not do this? It’s a reasonable request. She does have some pictures which could be made fun of just a little and she evidently supports the site and spreads the word about it, why not fulfill her friend’s wish?
VERDICT: FAME or SHAME? Top picture: lolz, oooooh, I get it! You’re like using the needles like you’re shooting up or something, like music is your drug and you’re getting your fix! Original! Not. The needle in the arm/body photo has been on here several times. Bottom picture: WWSP? What Would Samantha(Ronson) Play? Hopefully you’re just trying to think of what to play next and didn’t make a mistake.
When I originally opened up this picture, I thought, “oh great, Pitbull is now a DJ.” Then I read the contents of the email and found out it’s just MK-One.
VERDICT: SHAME. Face the facts, you look plain silly doing that pose. P.S. if you’re trying to act all hard for people, it’s not going to work. For starters, you’re obviously not gang affiliated, because you’re reppin’ both blue and red, just sayin. Also, how is anyone going to take you seriously with your Skull belt that you got from the flea market? C’mon dude, step your game up.
Let’s play a game. Let’s guess what genre of music this DJ specializes in!
VERDICT: SHAME. Put some clothes on buddy. Naked guy/girl DJ’s are definitely not the business.
Obviously another do-it-yourself photo shoot/Photoshop promo pic design job.
VERDICT: SHAME. Oooooh. You have two Serato records! Aren’t you special!? Why don’t you actually put them to use instead of using them for photoshoot props.
Okay, we get it, the point of this picture is to show off your watch, your fancy glasses and Beats by Dre headphones, right? But the glass of Hennessey too?
VERDICT: SHAME. Using your TTM57-SL as a coaster doesn’t seem too practical, but maybe that’s just me.