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At this point I’m not even blaming DJ’s anymore for bad promo pics, I’m going to start blaming the photographers. What honest photographer would allow a DJ to not only come to the shoot looking like this but to also strike the cheesiest pose ever to grace DJ FAME OR SHAME!
Verdict: Shame. Ohhhh one more thing. Fat white belts didn’t even cut it in the 70′s son!
Just got back into town from Thanksgiving with the familia/friends. Back to work, aka, back to keeping douchey DJ’s in check. I hope all of you had a great Thanksgiving and have a great holiday season to come. Thanks for all your support!
DJ TRANZIT, nice, um, ball? That’s a first! Usually DJ’s take promo pics with vinyl, CD’s, turntables, headphones, etc… Discoball though, kind of :cough: homo :cough:
VERDICT: SHAME. Change your Ecko shoes, pick up your blank CDs, shove the disco ball back up your ass and take a creative promo pic or have someone take a picture of you while you’re actually DJ’ing. What a concept!
Here in the states we had DJ AM and Travis Barker but overseas they’re trying something different… Piano back-up! From what I hear no one can spin bohemian rhapsody quite like this DJ!
Verdict: Shame. Next time, when you go for the standard dumbass promo pic complete with record case and headphones, dont use Elton John’s house as a background!
Look at the dust on the mixer and turntable. Wtf? At first I thought homeboy f*cked up and slammed his head down on the record. Nope. Then I saw the following pictures.Â
F*ckin’ stop it. You’re not cool. You look like a clown. Honestly, if you see this, send me your address and I’ll mail you back a red  nose and a rainbow colored afro wig. P.S. Put those PayLess basketball shoes back on, ain’t no one trying to smell your feet.
VERDICT: SHAME.
Never fear. Superman. Er, I mean, Supergay is here! Why do house DJ’s always do stupid ass shit in their promo pics? Now, if you’re a house DJ, don’t get mad at me. Remember, stereotypes exist for a reason. SuperGay here is our last in the promo pic feature series. In a few days we’ll move on to a new one.Â
VERDICT: FAME OR SHAME?
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Seriously. Should I try eating vinyl or what? Why do DJ’s think its cool? By the way you shouldn’t be doing this if your grill is already f*cked up.
VERDICT: SHAME. You’re a homo. I can say that because you’re trying to eat a piece of vinyl and you only have pictures of dudes on your computer in the background. Simmer down Erkel.Â
Is it just me, or did you also think Entourage when you saw this picture? This dude really reminds me of Lloyd, Ari’s assistant, from Entourage. Let’s hope it isn’t him.
VERDICT: SHAME. Why rock a suit jacket with no shirt? If you’re not DJing at a gay bar, put a damn shirt on.
If Jackie Chan here isn’t at a pants party, this picture is plain wrong.Â
VERDICT: SHAME. Even if the stereotype about asians having small dicks is true, it doesn’t mean you can walk around with your junk out.
At first, I thought that was a condom on your head bro. Either way, not a good look, unless you’re a girl and you just got out of the shower. Ahhhhhhhh. Seriously, take a second and just look at this picture. Do I really have to say anything else? How can you not laugh!? Keep poppin’ champagne DJ Frolic.
VERDICT: SHAMEEEEE!
Excuse me while I spit out what I just barfed in my mouth, then grab some mouthwash. I’m not one to knock professionalish promo pictures, but sometimes, you need to know when to draw the line! I could see you, possibly, only possibly, doing this kind of picture if you catered to a male crowd. Even then, do you really need to do a half naked picture? Eh… Then again, I like seeing the half naked pictures of girl DJs. By the way, quit stroking your tonearm.
Verdict: SHAME.