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NOVA's got trickz
HALL OF FAMERS.
Malibu's Most Wanted DJ.
SLOTH: The actor turned DJ.
Think DJ P likes to jerk it in movie theaters too?
Posts Tagged ‘GIRL’
“The only thing funnier than these over done photos is the fact that when she actually performs; she stands there while her boyfriend does the work.” – Anonymous
Verdict: SHAME. This b*tch thinks she’s the Ke$ha of the DJ world or something. I believe what our anonymous tipster says about her not doing any of the actual DJing at gigs – I mean, what real DJ would stand on their CDJ’s or mixer?
Basically, you’re going to end up with a lot of perverted guys, like the ones standing on the other side of the turntables. Can anyone say, sausage fest?Â
VERDICT: FAME OR SHAME? I say shame, only because her tits are pointing in different directions!
Ladies and gentlemen. Another retarded promo picture. Â Like I’ve said before, I’m not sure why people want to eat vinyl or tapes. Girl, if you really want to fill your mouth with something that will give nutritional value (protein) hit me up. I got you covered if you know what I mean.
VERDICT: SHAME. ‘Nuff said.
It’s bad enough everyone is trying to be a DJ these days, especially attractive women. But c’mon, now they’re going to DJ nude? FML.
VERDICT: FAME OR SHAME? Just me, or does she kind of look like she could be a dude?
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Yeah. I’d titty f*ck her, but that’s about it. Not really a fan of fake tits. Bottom line though, I’m getting sick and tired of girls who think they’re “hot” thinking that they can be “dj’s.” If you’re a female DJ reading this, don’t get it twisted. I have respect for female DJs who are talented, but if you’re not and don’t have any skill whatsoever, then kick rocks. Stick to s*cking dick for money. You’ll probably make more money anyways.
VERDICT: HOT OR NOT?
Today, we have our first female in our promo pic feature series. I’m curious what she’s listening to, because her headphones aren’t plugged into anything. Oh well, at least I know she’s down to get on her knees and it looks like she has some good DSLs.
VERDICT: FAME OR SHAME?
Another stupid promo picture. This time from a girl, at least she’s changing it up and isn’t just standing out in the open, half naked, holding some headphones.
VERDICT: FAME OR SHAME. I’m not impressed at all. Over the girl DJ promo pics just a tad. B*tch, the only thing you’re showing me here is that you have a tongue ring, which makes me want you to ask you to suck me off. That’s it. I’m saying SHAME on this, but I’ll let you guys decide.
I’m in a bad mood today. So I’m going to keep it simple.
VERDICT: SHAME. You’re a dumb bitch. Tell me, what is the significance of you sitting on the ground with vinyl surrounding you? The only thing you’re showing me here is that you don’t take care of your shit which would make me never want to let you borrow anything. Not to mention you’re fucking ugly.
Hello!? Are there any DJ’s out there that I can steal gigs from with my dumb promo picture?
VERDICT: SHAME. Recently a friend of my posed a question, “What’s up with the ‘gaze off into eternity look’ that a lot of DJ’s use as promo pictures?” I have no answer. It’s Simply stupid in my opinion. If this girl really wants to take a picture for her portfolio that might help her get gigs, she should have a picture taken of her rockin’ a packed club.
I don’t give a fu*k if Lindsay Lohan’s life partner is DJ Samantha Ronson, I would never go to a club Lohan was “djing” at.
VERDICT: SHAME. I can’t believe Steve Aoki is letting her mix. Disgusting.