Posts Tagged ‘EVERYONE’S A DJ’
Why the long face? Is it because you’re sad that even though you went out and bought the necessities to become a DJ, you still can’t get laid? I know some people say that if you’re a DJ, bartender, bouncer, etc. you’re appeal goes up 100% percent and you get more girls – however, this proves that theory wrong – there is no helping this guy.Â
VERDICT: SHAME. Just more proof that everyone is a DJ these days.Â


Ooooh Mr. DJ, are those headphones real gold? His headphones are about as real gold as this fool is a real DJ. Do the math. Unless you’re sponsored by Numark and are jogdialing songs in a Numark tent, I pity the fool.Â
VERDICT: SHAME. I’d rather look through music with Serato on my 500 gig MacBook Pro than scroll through two 80 gig iPods with a wheel. I’m just saying.

Ladies and gentlemen, we today at djfameorshame.com have reached a milestone. We had pictures sent to us from RUSSIA! Yeah, that’s right, we international now bitches! lol
“This is DJ Zord from Russia. He plays numerous of styles – hardcore, dnb, breakcore and 8bit. Also he looks gorgeous on the party behind his CDJ-100 decks with CDs, full of VBR ripped stuff.”
VERDICT: SHAME. How old is this kid? He looks pretty f*cking young. And retarded. Nice “DJ” headphones in the first pictures. P.S. Why is it that you’re rocking CDJ-100s in that last picture when you have Technics 1200′s too? Hmm. I wonder if the facial expression he has in that last picture is the one he made when he cried to his parents for them to buy him DJ gear to be “cool” or if it’s the one he made when his boyfriend stuck his d*ck in his @ss the night before?Â

In no way, shape or form is this supposed to compare to those two little asian kids who are extremely good at scratching (which you’ve surely seen on YouTube already), but someone sent me this and I figured I’d put it up.
VERDICT: FAME OR SHAME? Think the kid has potential and should keep with it or are you sick of the fact that “EVERYONE IS A DJ?” I understand wanting to put your kid on the DJ game, but why put a video on YouTube?










