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Archive for February, 2010
Here’s what the Craigslist ad states…
**** #1 DJ MUSIC & VIDEO SERATO LIBRARY 250GB HARD DRIVE ****Â
THE LAS VEGAS ULTIMATE DJ’S MUSIC & VIDEO LIBRARY – $199Â
DJ Music collections new 250 gigabyte external hard drive filled with more than 35,000 mp3′s and over 250 videos of the latest hits (compatible with Mac and Windows).Â
These songs and videos are Serato READY with full overviews, cue points, loops, etc.Â
The collection has the following folders that are tagged & labeled with a hi-bit rate, and great quality. Rock / Hip hop / R&B / Ultimix / Mastermix / Funkymix / Accapellas / Lethal weapon / Billboard top 100 / Oldies / Battle and scratch / Dance / House / Techno / Trance / Disco / Freestyle / Funk / Latin / Motown / 80′s-90′s / Time Life Series / Super Hits of the Seventies / Ultimate Breaks / Beats and Electro street sounds / Large Album Collection, and much more.Â**** #1 DJ MUSIC & VIDEO SERATO LIBRARY 250GB HARD DRIVE ****Â
702-807-7587Â
What a dumbass. People like his guy should be shot for multiple reasons.Â
- Â He’s contributing to the growing microwave DJ population.
- Â He’s a terrible businessman and if he’s actually selling these hard drives, he’s making little profit.
- Â He posted a picture of Tiesto djing for 100,000 people, I hope people aren’t stupid enough to think it’s the same library he uses.
- Â He included his phone number in the CL ad.
Let’s have some fun with this guy. Let’s text/call him and let him know what big of a d-bag he is. Maybe he’ll learn his lesson.Â
VERDICT: SHAME. Guaranteed this guy bought someone else’s library and is now reselling it to make his money, then some back. I bet you he’s never bought or used a piece of non-Serato vinyl in his life.
According to the CL ad, his number is 702-807-7587. Let the games begin. *67 blocks your number and if you want to anonymously text him, you can do so from websites such as https://text.vzw.com/
Just received an email in my personal inbox offering up some of the “hottest DJ talent.”
“DJ Set by Tamara Sky -Â http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIEMMiNci0QÂ
DJ Set by Taryn Manning (actress – Hustle and Flo / 8 Mile)Â
DJ Set by Joel and Benji Madden “
I love how the selling point for her as a DJ is that she was an actress in (Hustle and Flo and 8 Mile), she must be an extremely credible DJ (not). Now, I’ve seen videos and have witnessed other celebjays and the majority of them are plain garbage. Taryn on the other hand, I haven’t witnessed or heard anyone talk about.
VERDICT: FAME or SHAME? Who’s heard her? Is she good or is she wack?
David Guetta Fail Translated (Jordan Laws edit) from Jordan Laws on Vimeo.
Jordan does a funny edit of David Guetta’s recent mishap. We at djfameorshame.com are sure you’ll get a laugh or two out of it.
Just because you get hooked up with an illegal copy of Photoshop, doesn’t mean you should start doing your own graphics. We know times are tough and you’re probably trying to save a few bucks, but when your ish looks like you just did it in Microsoft Paint, it’s not a good look.
VERDICT: SHAME. Not to mention, you need to stop flashing you stupid little chains and stop trying to look like Sean Paul.
Why the long face? Is it because you’re sad that even though you went out and bought the necessities to become a DJ, you still can’t get laid? I know some people say that if you’re a DJ, bartender, bouncer, etc. you’re appeal goes up 100% percent and you get more girls – however, this proves that theory wrong – there is no helping this guy.Â
VERDICT: SHAME. Just more proof that everyone is a DJ these days.Â
Meet DJ Nameless… I wonder if he’s trying to take DJ Chef’s job? That or maybe he’s just practicing flipping burgers, because he’ll be doing so at a local McDonald’s when his DJ career flops.
VERDICT: SHAME. Not sure if McDonald’s will let you rock your spiffy hawk, might have to cut it or get a hair net. Just sayin’.
The only logical explanation behind this picture is this – the DJ plays shitty music so that unsuspecting females approach the DJ booth and ask for Gaga or Ke$ha, right when that happens, the masked creepy serial killer comes up and snatches his prey.Â
VERDICT: SHAME. That Mickey Mouse mask on that guy is really, really, eerie.Â
Hope everyone had a great Valentine’s Day, I know I did, if you know what I mean… Just sayin’! Back to business… Meet DJ Turtle. Not sure why he calls himself Turtle, maybe he thinks he looks like Turtle from Entourage or maybe he’s just a Turtle on the turntables while I’m in rabbit mode, either way, dude looks like a douchebag. I mean, come on, in his first picture, he looks like he’s going to eat the girl’s face and in the second picture, he’s going to eat the vinyl – what kind of drugs are you on!?
VERDICT: SHAME. Keep your tongue in your mouth and stop getting embroidered hats with Turtles on them… I wouldn’t be surprised if your mommy got you turtle bedding for your bed. P.S. Word has it that you’re “Over the top horrible.”
We posted this guy not too long ago (link to original post: LOOKS LIKE MAGIC) and I guess it hurt his feelings so much he had to make a rebuttal video. Ha. Someone has too much time on his hands.
VERDICT: FAME or SHAME? Think his video/mix should get him out of the SHAME category?