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HALL OF FAMERS.
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SLOTH: The actor turned DJ.
Think DJ P likes to jerk it in movie theaters too?
Archive for December, 2009
We first started the “fake off” when Pete Wentz started talking shit on real DJ’s – We paired him up against fellow faker Nick Cannon. Needless to say, Pete Wentz won the title of the ultimate faker. Shortly after we paired Wentz up against Benji Madden and once again, Wentz won the fake off. This week we bring you, Benji Madden’s identical twin, Joel Madden.Â
Who’s the bigger faker? Who’s the bigger disgrace to DJs? Good Charolette’s Joel Madden or Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz? As always… YOU decide.
I can’t help but notice this douchebag’s shirt says “USELESS.” Maybe he’s proud of being a “USELESS” DJ and a “USELESS” picture taker.
VERDICT: SHAME. This guy has date rape face (the face that date rapers have), not to mention, if you’re gonna act like you’re scratching, maybe include the mixer in the picture?
Remember when cigarette companies used to give merchandise and prizes to their customers who smoked the most?? Well—I think one of them just cashed in his miles for some DJ equipment! Must be the brand you get at AM/PM because the equipment this guy has is Gemini!
VERDICT: Shame! This dude kind of reminds me of a drugged up Chuck Norris?
You holding up your Serato vinyl so I can karate chop it out of your hands or what? Evidently Mr. 805 thinks he is a “GOD” from where he is from, which is why someone sent in this picture.
VERDICT: SHAME. P.S. I take it you have never used that piece of vinyl before? I notice that there isn’t a hole in the center for your spindle? Hmmm. Might want to get that handled before your next gig. P.S.S. Remember to stay hungry, but also be humble to others.
At this point I’m not even blaming DJ’s anymore for bad promo pics, I’m going to start blaming the photographers. What honest photographer would allow a DJ to not only come to the shoot looking like this but to also strike the cheesiest pose ever to grace DJ FAME OR SHAME!
Verdict: Shame. Ohhhh one more thing. Fat white belts didn’t even cut it in the 70′s son!