PHOTO OF THE WEEK
NOVA's got trickz
HALL OF FAMERS.
Malibu's Most Wanted DJ.
SLOTH: The actor turned DJ.
Think DJ P likes to jerk it in movie theaters too?
Archive for November, 2009
Ooooh Mr. DJ, are those headphones real gold? His headphones are about as real gold as this fool is a real DJ. Do the math. Unless you’re sponsored by Numark and are jogdialing songs in a Numark tent, I pity the fool.Â
VERDICT: SHAME. I’d rather look through music with Serato on my 500 gig MacBook Pro than scroll through two 80 gig iPods with a wheel. I’m just saying.
Ladies and gentlemen, we today at djfameorshame.com have reached a milestone. We had pictures sent to us from RUSSIA! Yeah, that’s right, we international now bitches! lol
“This is DJ Zord from Russia. He plays numerous of styles – hardcore, dnb, breakcore and 8bit. Also he looks gorgeous on the party behind his CDJ-100 decks with CDs, full of VBR ripped stuff.”
VERDICT: SHAME. How old is this kid? He looks pretty f*cking young. And retarded. Nice “DJ” headphones in the first pictures. P.S. Why is it that you’re rocking CDJ-100s in that last picture when you have Technics 1200′s too? Hmm. I wonder if the facial expression he has in that last picture is the one he made when he cried to his parents for them to buy him DJ gear to be “cool” or if it’s the one he made when his boyfriend stuck his d*ck in his @ss the night before?Â
Just got back into town from Thanksgiving with the familia/friends. Back to work, aka, back to keeping douchey DJ’s in check. I hope all of you had a great Thanksgiving and have a great holiday season to come. Thanks for all your support!
DJ TRANZIT, nice, um, ball? That’s a first! Usually DJ’s take promo pics with vinyl, CD’s, turntables, headphones, etc… Discoball though, kind of :cough: homo :cough:
VERDICT: SHAME. Change your Ecko shoes, pick up your blank CDs, shove the disco ball back up your ass and take a creative promo pic or have someone take a picture of you while you’re actually DJ’ing. What a concept!
I’ve always wanted to get a BJ while DJing. One day, one day… Until then, maybe if I buy the DJ’s love BJ’s shirt, drunk girls who really, really, really, want to hear a song, might get the hint.
VERDICT: FAME. Even though both these dudes look like dorks (I know I can’t see what the first guy looks like, but come on, he’s wearing brown cargo pants while DJing), I have to give them props for getting some on the job.
P.S. I covered up homeboy’s junk in the bottom picture in an effort to make the site a tad more work friendly. lol.
P.S.S. If you want to buy a DJ’s Love BJ’s shirt, check out www.thedjslovebjs.com - They didn’t endorse this post, but I’m sure they won’t mind the extra love.
We as DJ’s are supposed to work the crowd via the songs we play and interacting with everyone. This DJ just likes to hear his own voice.
VERDICT: SHAME. If you don’t want to watch the entire clip, fast forward to the 2:20 mark and watch from there. Notice how homeboy in the background has to come over and adjust the drunk DJ’s levels while he’s busy singing “suck my….”
Ladies and gentlemen, meet the female DJ duo, Ebony and Ivory. Er, wait, I mean the Chocolate Milk Experience. Like, Oh em gee, right? Now before I bash on them, let me clear something up. I don’t dislike “shejays,” a good female DJ is actually a turn-on. Female DJ’s who fake it and steal gigs from real DJ’s, not cool.Â
“Rumor has it at a gig they called the booker over to say they were almost finished, then pointed at their pre-planned set list. They didn’t know how to keep playing without having everything planned out for them.” – Credible anonymous source.
VERDICT: SHAME. Stop frontin’! Or you can man up, or woman up, whatever you prefer and actually go out and buy some records and needles to complete your second little promo pic, maybe even a laptop for your unused Uberstand.Â
This guy is a perfect example of what is wrong with the DJ culture these days. Â Motherf*ckers trying to be something that they’re not. This dude ain’t a DJ, he’s a f*ckin’ douche. So much that he was even on MTV’s “Is She Really Going Out With Him?” as the character “DJ Douche.” Way to represent for all of us DJ’s that aren’t douches bro.
VERDICT: SHAME. I have to say, that picture of you squatting to take a piss on a toilet is pretty original, for a DJ at least. Haven’t seen a DJ do that pose before. I thought drunk girls at bars only did that pose when they pissed. I’m liking that scarf you’re rockin’ in the second picture, keep it on, so when I see your dumbass in the streets I can choke your ass out.Â
Someone brought up a good point to me this morning, “Both faders down, mixer turned off, turntable doesn’t have the needle on the record. Fucking kid.”Â
VERDICT: SHAME. I was going to call you a spoiled bedroom DJ, but after giving you a second look, I wonder if you should be DJing in your closet?
If you’re trying to be “hood” you might want to change your name bro. When I think of a DJ Sky, I think of a house DJ, not a little hood rich DJ. This is one of theeeeeee worst mixtape covers I’ve ever seen.Â
VERDICT: SHAME. I notice at the bottom of the mixtape you say, “For promotional use only.” Don’t worry bro, I don’t think anyone is gonna use it for anything. Maybe a coaster, but that’s it.Â
“So when my friends and fans started blowing me up about this site saying I had to check it out I got all upset and bummed out as I have worked very hard on my career for 20 years and blah blah blah….BUT then I checked it out and although of course not everyone will understand some of the stuff your writing I think its pretty funny and entertaining not to mention when you know some of these guys which obviously you do too…The pics captured were years ago and in my party days and what not but even so ….you got me ya bastards what can i say ….ive been shamed.Â
btw, thanks for the props on the skills, as you might notice I try to stay away from cameras when Alcohol comes into play these days.
Best,
Joey”
Yes. That is an actual message we received from Joey Mazzola. He’s a good DJ, who happened to take some interesting pictures. lol.
Stay away from the cameras when you’re drunk bro! Been awhile since anyone has received a “fame” verdict. Feel honored. Real talk.Â