PHOTO OF THE WEEK
NOVA's got trickz
HALL OF FAMERS.
Malibu's Most Wanted DJ.
SLOTH: The actor turned DJ.
Think DJ P likes to jerk it in movie theaters too?
Archive for October, 2009
When I first saw this picture I got excited. I thought Jose Melendez was reaching out with his headphones for me to slap them out of his hand so he can finally retire. I say this because he’s been doing the WiLD Workout at noon for way too long and I’m tired of hearing the same freestyle tracks over again. Not to mention, he’s not too creative these days. Listen for yourself at www.wild949.com.
VERDICT: SHAME. Shame on you for taking a typical, stupid ass promo pic, holding out your headphones. What is the significance of this Mr. Melendez? No significance at all. Let the headphones go. J. Espinosa is the best DJ on Wild these days, followed by E_Rock.
“Ring, ring. Hello. Ring, ring, hello!? We like totally bought Serato and can’t get music to play, wtf!?”
VERDICT: SHAME. It might help if you actually had some records on your turntables.
Should’ve bought the new PIONEER headphones which are pretty durable.
VERDICT: SHAME. Just because you’re wearing headphones and a stupid ass shirt with a robot DJ (that your mom probably bought you) doesn’t actually make you a DJ.
Today we have Seattle’s own DJ MACK LONG. First off, you’re not a f*ckin’ mack and secondly, I’m sure you don’t possess anything “long.” I bet you can’t see you junk underneath your belly anyways.Â
VERDICT: SHAME. Just because DJ CLUE obnoxiously yells out “Desert Storm” over all the tracks you download off the internet, doesn’t mean you have to dress like you were actually in Desert Storm to get street cred. Lose the dog tags, the camo hat and your stupid ass shirt.
Fat Albert is a DJ?
Here we have a classic promo picture. Headphones that aren’t plugged into anything, a turntable which isn’t plugged into anything either and of course, the douchey dj. Oh yeah, and you have to love the fact that he still shops at Ross and thinks Polo Jeans Co. is cool.
DJ Girl 6, one of the few female DJ’s who’s both attractive and has talent, sent me this via Twitter. Made me laugh. Of course, she made the video edit, since she does video mix.Â
VERDICT: FUNNY. FAME.
Guess you could be a penguin or Tasmanian Devil? Or you couldn’t. Because c’mon, you shouldn’t. I wouldn’t. I’m wondering how the f*ck this DJ Tecni dude is able to DJ with costumes like that. He probably can’t anyways. So I guess it doesn’t matter!
VERDICT: SHAME. Simplicity is a good thing bro. Don’t go overboard.Â
Basically, you’re going to end up with a lot of perverted guys, like the ones standing on the other side of the turntables. Can anyone say, sausage fest?Â
VERDICT: FAME OR SHAME? I say shame, only because her tits are pointing in different directions!
