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Archive for September, 2009
CRIKEY! What the hell is living on this girls head!? Looks like a f*cking bird nest.
Phew. That’s better, but not much. At least her hair looks a little more normal. She’s still ugly and her promo pics still suck ass.
VERDICT: FAME OR SHAME?
I’ve got a thing for asians girls, but this one really isn’t that hot. This promo pic blatantly sucks. Definitely not impressed.
VERDICT: FAME or SHAME / HOT or NOT? What do you guys think?
Got a rather nasty comment left for me, by what appears to be Dj Risk One, who was featured a few posts ago. He made the comment that I was promoting his mix from three years ago, well, I didn’t know what that meant, so I had my minions search and find out. The picture that someone sent in to me (by anonymous emailer named “*.*” Yeah, not gonna nark my emailer out, even though I know exactly who he is) was allegedly “old.” If it’s that old Mr. Risk One, why still have it featured in your current press kit? My bad. Let me post some other promo pics, which are maybe more recent? Not to mention a link to your “newer” mixes.Â
I’ve heard of Sailor Jerry, but I guess you’re into Sailor Gay-ry. We live in 2009, so maybe that’s acceptable wherever you and your “partner” got hitched at.
By the way, sorry for dissing on your picture two posts back, This one is waaaaay better. Not. It seems like every picture you put out, you add some more equipment. How long until you are able to buy a MAC/Apple and complete your masterful promo pic, Risk One?Â
More current Risk One douwnloads. . . Click here. http://www.beezo.net/djs/riskone/
Seriously. Should I try eating vinyl or what? Why do DJ’s think its cool? By the way you shouldn’t be doing this if your grill is already f*cked up.
VERDICT: SHAME. You’re a homo. I can say that because you’re trying to eat a piece of vinyl and you only have pictures of dudes on your computer in the background. Simmer down Erkel.Â
What a f*cking joke. Glad you guys take DJing seriously. Douches.
VERDICT: SHAME.
Never quite got the point of taking a promo picture with all your equipment scattered on the ground and not hooked up. Â I actually feel bad for Risk One, because seeing this picture makes me think some DJ Bully came by and tossed all his stuff around and disconnected it, now he’s stuck cleaning it back up. Awww. Poor thing.
VERDICT: FAME OR SHAME?
I’m kind of at a loss for words on this one. A wedding is usually the biggest and most important part of being married, not to mention, they’re very expensive and memorable. This is why people shouldn’t hire the $100 – $2oo DJs.
VERDICT: SHAME. For f*cking up their wedding and double shame for having Limp Bizkit in your library. Delete that shit. Fred Durst is a douchebag.
Today, we have our first female in our promo pic feature series. I’m curious what she’s listening to, because her headphones aren’t plugged into anything. Oh well, at least I know she’s down to get on her knees and it looks like she has some good DSLs.
VERDICT: FAME OR SHAME?
I found it disturbing he was down to wear the coconut bra, but even more so that he’s wearing a skirt too.Â
VERDICT: SHAME. As much as you probably need the bra, take it off, you look like a clown.
Above: Famed Las Vegas DJ, DJ FABIAN (part of me wants to use his real name, which isn’t Fabian, but I’ll stick to his DJ name), sports his stunna glasses at night. Let’s hope he’s not one of those douche bags who wears sunglasses at night and in the clubs. Hopefully he’s just wearing them because he’s blinded by the Vegas lights.
Below: Evidently if you want to be the resident DJ at two of the hottest night clubs in Vegas, you have to take a non-creative, promo pic. Hmmm. Any photographers on here?
P.S. Anyone else starting to think there’s some club in the middle of the desert that is super exclusive? When you guys find it, let me know.
Below. MAGIC MATT.
BACK TO THE REAL MATTER AT HAND. SINCE I FEATURED A FEW DJ’s in this post. I’ll let you vote on two of ‘em. You all know the drill by now.
VERDICT: FAME OR SHAME?
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