PHOTO OF THE WEEK
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HALL OF FAMERS.
Malibu's Most Wanted DJ.
SLOTH: The actor turned DJ.
Think DJ P likes to jerk it in movie theaters too?
Archive for August, 2009
In case you’re thinking this guy looks familiar. Well, he is. He was posted on here several posts ago, he was the guy that had broken his Serato vinyl and was eating it.
VERDICT: SHAME. Someone evidently has it out for this guy, I keep getting new pictures of him sent to me. I’m getting them for a good reason though. Unless you have Serato on your iPhone, why do the pose with headphones and have the cord run to your pocket? Pointless. Stupid. Dumb. Retarded. Lame. Childish. If I get one more picture of you doing a dumb promo pic, I’m going to publish a book on dumb promo pics 101.
Pete Wentz is a DJ. Really guys? What’s up with all these “celebrities” becoming DJ’s?
VERDICT: SHAME. Watch the video for yourself, it’s funny how focused he is toward the end. You can totally tell that he’s watching a Serato screen, trying to get the lines to match up.
In case you wanted to know how “DJ WEEKLY” got its start.
VERDICT: SHAME. “Wanna become a mobile DJ? Well all you have to do is call yourself a mobile DJ.” “You can be a DJ for $400.” This dude is garbage. This video is not that funny, but some people wanted to see how this chubster got his start.
Dude kind of looks like Faggle, er, I mean McLovin from Superbad. Come on! You know you see it!
VERDICT: SHAME. Never really got what the significance of holding a singular piece of vinyl in your promo picture, let alone a piece of Serato vinyl. My advice, go get your $2o at the local DJ store by returning that vinyl and let us real DJ’s DJ. What’s up with another “stare off into eternity pose?” COME ON GUYS!
It’s that time again. Are you ready for another episode of Hot or Not? Just kiddingggg.
VERDICT: FAME OR SHAME. Personally, I’m not sweating her and don’t find her attractive, what about you? Not to mention, I’m fed up with girl DJ’s until someone sends me a video of a girl mixing with skill.
So… I’ll go ahead and say it. What’s with the ruh-tard hanging out in the bottom center of the picture?
VERDICT: SHAME. You may be hanging out with DJ Vice, Five, E-Rock and others, but what the f*ck. I hope you’re mentally challenged, if not, that’s not a good photo pose. Stick to doing the pointed finger or Scissor Gang Mafia pose.
In case you’ve been wondering what DJ BIG DOG is up to, I’ll let you know. Nothing. He’s doing gig logs, but they’re not really funny and he’s realllly serious nowadays. I think I may have found a replacement for him though. Check this clown out.
VERDICT: SHAME. WHAT, HUHHHHH, HUHHHH, YOU CAN’T HEAR ME? YOU’RE A FAG! Stop making stupid ass YouTube videos, actually, keep making them. It gives me something to laugh at once in awhile.
In no way, shape or form is this supposed to compare to those two little asian kids who are extremely good at scratching (which you’ve surely seen on YouTube already), but someone sent me this and I figured I’d put it up.
VERDICT: FAME OR SHAME? Think the kid has potential and should keep with it or are you sick of the fact that “EVERYONE IS A DJ?” I understand wanting to put your kid on the DJ game, but why put a video on YouTube?
Was the bottle of Patron on top of the refridgerator! Ahhh, I’m an alcoholic, I know! Aside from that, what the f*ck is going on here? This dude looks like Jay from “Jay and Silent Bob.” Not to mention, he’s probably DJing for just him and the people of the Christmas village infront of his setup.
VERDICT: SHAME. I’ve heard of the bedroom DJ, but the kitchen DJ? Woooooow. Good to see mommy is proud of her little DJ, even though the only place he can get a gig DJing at is home.
Is it just me, or did you also think Entourage when you saw this picture? This dude really reminds me of Lloyd, Ari’s assistant, from Entourage. Let’s hope it isn’t him.
VERDICT: SHAME. Why rock a suit jacket with no shirt? If you’re not DJing at a gay bar, put a damn shirt on.