PHOTO OF THE WEEK
NOVA's got trickz
HALL OF FAMERS.
Malibu's Most Wanted DJ.
SLOTH: The actor turned DJ.
Think DJ P likes to jerk it in movie theaters too?
Archive for July, 2009
Dj Brass Homo. At least you’re not rocking brass knuckles at your gig, but this is almost just as bad. Some of the things I’ve seen since starting this site are simply ridiculous.
VERDICT: SHAME. DJ’s shouldn’t let other DJ’s do ridiculous shit.
I’m going to assume your DJ name is eight, but since you’re hispanic, I’ll say ocho? I say DJ OCHO because it seems like in all of your pictures (or at least the ones that were sent to me) you are showing off eight fingers. Now I’ve heard of the Scissor Gang Mafia, which is cool, but what’s this?
VERDICT: SHAME. Find a new pose man.
DJ Tassels. From the angle of the photo, you’re face looks aight, not to mention I’m a boob guy, so props.
VERDICT: FAME. You spin my head right round, right round, when you go down, when you go down, down.
I hope you’re making a lot of money and have a good insurance policy at your gig, because that looks like some craaaazy stuff you got going on there. I’d hate to see what the outcome would be if you reached a little to your right and tried to actually use your mixer. ::cringes:: A cute girl like you could easily get a better gig! Don’t do keep on with this path, it’s suicide!
VERDICT. I’d hit it. FAME. However, unless you’re DJing in Afganistan, are the barbed wires really necessary!? SHAME. FAME and SHAME on this one, you the viewers are the ultimate deciders!
If I don’t stay in (notice the bottom right hand corner of the picture) am I going to have as much fun as you are having? Because, judging by the look on your face, you’re mad you missed out on sleep for your little rave. Hey kids, question for you. . . What has two thumbs and likes blowjobs?
This guy!
VERDICT: SHAME. It’s okay to have fun making money spinning records once in awhile.
Evidently Walmart now sells Halloween costumes and DJ set ups in one package. Sweeet. I was thinking about being Michael Jackson this Halloween, but if I can get myself a dope sheet to wrap my face with, I’m buying it! Wait, I probably shouldn’t talk any shit, he’s got a purple belt on, he could probably kick my no having belt ass. Nice headphones dude.
VERDICT: SHAME.
Since starting this site, I have come to realize one thing. Guy DJs are a dying breed! With all the hot ass girl DJs out there these days, I’m surprised some of us still have jobs. But then again, when DJing at a bar or club, you want to get girls there, so that guys will come and buy drinks. If you have a girl DJ bringing in a bunch of horny dudes and that’s all, no bueno! Bottom line, she’s doable and I’d hit it twice. I’d share my headphones with you any night girl. I will say one thing though, your face looks a little too big for your body. Ahhhh.
VERDICT: FAME, cause I’d hit it. Would you!?
p.s. if Dodge didn’t outsource everything, including their DJ’s, they might be in a better financial state.
Looks like we have some leaked pictures here of Ron Jeremy before he started his porn career. Evidently he was a DJ before, by the looks of your Radioshack DJ setup, the DJ business didn’t pan out for you that well. Oh well, congrats on all your porno flicks Mr. Jeremy.
VERDICT: On you guys. . . I’d love to hear your opinions.
Someone sent me this, thought it was kind of funny. . . Fame on the person who is pranking Khaled, Shame on Khaled for letting the call last that long.
VERDICT. FAME and SHAME.
DJ Qbert punks a telemarketer who call him and wastes their time. Awesome video.
VERDICT: I wish I could pull something like this off. TOTAL FAME.