Archive for July, 2009
Robot while DJing? Are you for real? Not sure what to think about this, other than the fact that tattooed sleeves are so 2000 and late.
VERDICT: This one is on you guys.

Once again, another Shameless promo picture. Hopefully one of you reading this right now will email this d-bag (since he includes his email addy on the flyer) and tell him that that “wheel of steel” he’s leaning up on, isn’t the same “wheel of steel” we DJs use and talk about. By the way, nice photoshop job, I’ve got the exact same background hanging in my office right now. Don’t believe me? Look below.
VERDICT: Shame. How about you drive you Range Rover rental into the water.


A hundred bucks says this Pendejo here is rockin’ one of those “Hecho En Mexico” jackets. If ya’ll don’t know what I’m talking about click this. . . http://tiny.cc/m9n3w Looking at this dude and his facial expression makes me think about “Training Day.” “Aye holmes, you ever have your shit pushed in?”
VERDICT: SHAME. Check the video below. . .

Ladies and gentlemen. . . Gotta say thanks to one of the Serato forum members for sending in a picture of himself! Unfortunately bro, this won’t land you in the fame category like you had hoped it would. Adorable promo pic Mr. Sniffles. I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt and even Googled your name to find a better picture of you, but nothing but pictures like this come up.
Download Sniffles latest mix here. . .
http://www.nycelectro.net/audio/mixes/DJ_Sniffles-brokencondomsandhangovers.mp3
VERDICT: SHAME. Thanks for contributing! After seeing this picture and Googling your name, I’m wondering if you’re a dude or a BITCH.

No comment. Well, fine, I guess I kind of have to say something. So, for those of you who don’t know, DJ Homicide is Sugar Ray’s DJ and has been for a longtime now. Don’t get me wrong, “Every Morning” is my sh*t, but this picture, not so much. All I’m gonna ask is, what’s in your hand?
VERDICT: FAME OR SHAME? I’ll let you guys decide this one.
p.s. Homicide’s House is one of my favorite mixes of yours, plus the new Twitter Mix = Legitness.

Hey. . . You lookin’ kind of cute, in that polkadot bikini girl. Here’s what I want to do, take off that polkadot bikini girl.
Thank you for sending in a possible “FAME” picture. With the big glasses on, I can’t really tell whether or not the face is alright, but the body looks good. Here’s my dilemna. If this were a guy, I’d be tearing into him for having a stupid picture where his headphones aren’t even plugged into anything and I’d also give him shit for treating his records like shit. So, it’s all on you guys to decide whether she’s Fame or Shame material.


New York from the eight million different reality show spin-offs of eachother on VH1 is now a DJ? Jusssst kidding. But at first, I thought it was you. Silly girl, weren’t you told as a kid that mixing electronics and bathtubs = electrocution? Get your bubble butt off your turntables and stop acting stupid.
VERDICT: SHAME. Shamu is even a DJ these days.


Not sure what the purpose of this picture is bro. . . As I look closer at your facial hair, which seems to have a hard time growing in, are you related to wolves? My money is on the wolf, even if he is fake and made out of wood.
VERDICT: SHAME. This promo picture of yours proves absolutely nothing and serves no purpose at all.

M.I.A.’s DJ lets his music go m.i.a. in the video above. Such a perfect example of how you should always have some kind of backup when DJing with Serato, whether it be having a CDJ or two set up, or at least a few records with you. Shame on you Mr. Superstar DJ for not being prepared. Just watched it again and I gotta say, I love it at the end when the dude on the mic tries to calm everyone down by asking who likes free t-shirts. HA!
VERDICT: SHAME. As Rihanna says, “Please don’t stop the music.”


I’ve been noticing a spike in DJs that smoke while DJing. Noticed a DJ at Christian Audigier aka Audi-Gay smoking a cig and I’m pretty sure I saw him drop some ashes on the mixer accidently. Not a good look. Waiiiit. Is that a f*cking reindeer behind you!? I’m pretty sure that looks like a reindeer DJing in the background. . . What’s up with that bro?
VERDICT: SHAME. Get a better promo pic bro.




